Showing posts with label obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label obama. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Obamanomics

I've been listening to Obama tell us at every opportunity how much money all his policies will save the American taxpayer. It reminded of me of an old story.

A man was telling his friend about gas saving measures he was using with his car. "I had the engine tuned up and I'm saving 35%. I checked the air in my tires and added another 10%. I got 25% improvement by never exceeding 55 mph." His friend was impressed. "But that's not all.", he continued. "I shut off the engine at drive-up windows and gained 20%. And not using the air conditioning gives me another 15%."
"That's outstanding!",exclaimed his friend. "You must be really happy!" "It's a real pain in the butt!", said the man. "I have to stop every 20 miles and drain the excess gas out of the tank!"

Friday, January 29, 2010

When I grow up...


I remember growing up that a many kids wanted to be astronauts when they were "big". Even recently young boys AND girls could dream of being astronauts when they grew up. Apparently with the president's new budget proposals that dream is dead.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Is it Possible?


Scott Brown: A fairly unknown (at least nationally) state senator from a state with a well known political machine. He has a pretty wife who is very successful in her own right. Two beautiful daughters. He bursts onto the national scene with message of change and transparency and is elected to the Senate of the United States. Might he be a viable candidate for president in 2012? He will have hardly served in the senate by the time the campaign begins. He will have very little experience on a national level. There will not be much of a track record to judge him. Really! What are the chances that this type of a scenario would really happen in the country? I mean, c'mon; would the American people ever elect someone with that type of background????


(Disclaimer: I am not saying that this is who I'm pushing for. Only making an observation.)

Friday, October 9, 2009

Souvenir


I just went all the way to Scandinavia to win the Olympics and all I got was this lousy peace prize!

Friday, October 2, 2009

Follow up

Follow up to my last post

What I accomplished this past week....











Barack Hussein Obama

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

What to do...



What shall I do this weekend?

1. Mediate the debate on healthcare.

2. Turn the water back on in central California.

3. Respond to the Iran threat.

4. Answer Gen. McChrystal's request for troop needs in Afghanistan.

5. Increase border security.

6. Fly to Denmark with Oprah to lobby for the 2016 Summer Olympics for my old hometown - Chicago.

So much to do... so little time!